This is me.

thanks to all the people that helped me get where I am now. I hope you enjoy browsing my site on the Web!Before we begin, I would like to say
This page has gone through several revisions. I have recently taken a psychology class in college (which I must say I passed), and learned a great deal about myself and others. I will edit this page and add those learned things later, so until then, this is still the old page.
Anyway, my brain is what I would call an interesting thing. It does a lot - controlling my body for one, and thinking for another. My brain handles the thinking, and my mind handles the reasoning behind those thoughts. Albert Einstein said the most complex minds have the greatest need for simple relaxations. That explains my silliness. Aside from that, I have to say that my thought processes are pretty well balanced, as you can see from the diagram below:
I'm almost centered in my analytic, creative, visual, and auditory processing, so at any given time, I'm using all of my brain.
My daughter Jasmine saw this picture and wanted me to explain it to her. I did, and after a great deal of thought, she asked me when I was going to take over the world (too much Pinky and the Brain for her). I told her one day. I explained that I've been working on it, but like The Brain's plans, my plans fail too.
Maybe, I'll just make things to make the world better. You know, like Dexter.
This is a list of how the left and right hemispheres function:
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LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS |
RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
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uses logic |
uses feeling
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Thanks to the lyrical inspirations of White Zombie, I have proclaimed myself to be
"MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN", and I am unanimous in my decision.
Having this much "Brain Power" is quite a responsibility. At any given time, I could be having millions and billions of thoughts running through it. Do you know what it's like trying to keep up with all of that? It's not an easy task. In fact, Click Here to see one of my thoughts.
Well, there'll be more of my brain as time goes on, and if you have plans to take over the world, stop and let me do it. Take care and I wish you well, but before I go, I have a simple test for you:
Divide 30 by a half and add 15. Email me with your answer.
Here is another test. It's really easy.
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Once again, take care all!
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